I've died and gone to heaven and It's hotter than hell!

Hot pavement that's hotter than...heck.
I can only use the word once or guilt cuts in.

Haha! I pretty much created this post just because of this awesome title. I thought of it while I was waiting at the bus stop in 102° weather. I did a quick google search and no one else seems to have coined this title, so I officially invented it. The same way me and my little sister, Kirsten, invented the "boo-who" knock, knock joke.

The main reason why I like this title is because I use the word "hell" in a semi-offensive, yet not offensive way...it makes me feel kinda bad...which is a throwback to my traumatic middle school days where I was taught that bad is cool and good is boring...Coolness 101. Well, I failed that class because, turns out, I'm a pretty good, sincere person who likes to follow rules and bend to authority. My outlet is passive aggressive behavior...and episodes of using the word "hell" in random blog titles.

So, am I the only one who LOVES this weather? I feel like I'm wrapped up in a warm blanket of happiness. It's amazing. Well, it did get a little old back in '09 on day 100 of over 100° knocking doors in Pleasanton, TX. Right Kleisler? Oh wait. Only two people are reading this blog and Kleisler's not one of them.

This weather is just awesome and my heaven is going to have a day just like this every week on "Poolday", which will proceed "Flowerday", followed by "Sunday." Does punctuation go inside the """'s" or outside the """'s"? AP style?